Episode 76: Uninhabited BP - Check that hole, there might be a FUHcast in there! There is! Bill sticks in his thumb and out pops this week's Rundown. Bill notices that Jim is sounding a little under the weather and Jim informs Bill that he was indeed ill (to Bill's horror). A small discussion on classic drinking straws takes place before Bill shows Jim his 30th Anniversary He-Man and Battlecat purchase. NBC decides to mercifully kill Mockingbird Lane but will give the morbidly curious a chance to view the show's pilot episode as a Halloween special of sorts. Tom Hanks drops the F-bomb on national morning television. The PTC freaked out, but both Bill and Jim believe that no one who would have cared was really watching in the first place. A video game project funded by Kickstarter took a dump; is this an eye opener for internet fundraising sites and those who donate? Bill takes a moment to introduce a new term into your vulgar vernacular. A tampon company takes social marketing to the next level by responding to a humorous Facebook post regarding their advertising in a creative way. The porn industry wants to get Measure B off of their D's and P's and you get to find out what that means. The show closes with a couple of interesting emails involving hideously crazy brides and a spooky invitation to a bathroom party, but not before getting to your Facebook questions! Make sure to tune in next week for the 2nd Annual FUHcast Halloween episode (title to be determined)!
Episode 75: Not One Of The Good Ones - Don’t let the title steer you away, this FUHcast IS one of the good ones! Jim kicks ‘er off with a great Rundown before delighting us all with his patented SPOILER FREE review of time leaping sci-fi flick Looper. The Hulk Hogan sex tape story gets more gruesome when names like Love Sponge get involved. Lindsey Lohan is going to whore it up with a porn star co-star in a new movie from one of Jim’s favorite authors. A celebrity Jackass pulls a gun on a puppy on Twitter; find out if he makes the standard Hollywood apology. The show must go on when a television crap peddler faints on air. TV talk plays a big part in the last section of the show. Shows that got delayed, shows that should get canceled, shows that you should watch, shows that the listeners watch, shows that no one wants to watch, and shows that really should be made. Voicemails and Facebook questions round out the TV talk nicely. The guys thank everyone for nominating them for the People’s Choice Podcast Awards and promise to keep everyone updated on the status of FUHcast’s nomination.
Episode 74: Three Minutes - Set your timers, it’s time for FUHcast! Bill isn’t messing around and gets right into it with the show’s Rundown. Jim’s OCD acts up early on as he starts fingering things in the FUHcast Studio which leads to a discussion on horrible cases of OCD. Jim is finally going to see Looper and will be back next week with a SPOILER FREE REVIEW! Our favorite Doc Of The Stars writes in to talk about the relationship between German heavy metal music and porn. Bill gives NASA some free marketing advice. Taken 2 has movie critics yawning but Jim thinks it’ll still kick (the same) ass at the box office. With Halloween right around the corner, the guys get timely with their bashing of Rob Zombie’s upcoming film, The Lords of Salem. Hulk Hogan’s sex tape has reared it’s ugly, misshapen head. FUH breaks down the action without vomiting and then discuss their masturbatory practices for under 3 minutes. Bill and Jim would definitely pay to see Rick Moranis in Strange Brew 2. Video games and politics collide in a new and ridiculous way in Maine; a topic that has FUH struggling to keep the show away from politics. A geek centric custom fabricator debuts an extremely limited, expensive and moderately creepy tribute to the late Steve Jobs. Speaking of creepy, someone has pushed social networking a little too far by way of an extremely outdated fashion trend. FUHcast reminds you to please nominate the show for the 2012 Podcast Awards before once again talking about self diddling and closing out another award worthy episode.
Episode 73: Butt Chugging DILF - Grab a beverage, drop your pants, and enjoy your FUHcast! Jim gets sloppy with this week's Rundown. Both of the guys are in physical pain after enduring another one of Jim's epic moving days. Heavy traffic, hash tags in the sky and guys in funny pants invade the Chicagoland area as the PGA Ryder Cup comes too close to FUH. Facebook has begun pulling FUH's invisible fans away, but they are giving everyone else gifts.....kinda. ***NOMINATE FUHcast FOR COMEDY AND PEOPLE'S CHOICE*** Can Justin Timberlake do anything to bring MySpace back or is it too little too late? Will FUH make themselves a nest in the new MySpace? The internet has FINALLY given you a place to search for porn (/sarcasm) and the guys explore this wonderful place for you. Bill and Jim play the "Who To Blame Game" when a live suicide happens on television and then spreads like e-herpes across the internet. Speaking of herpes, a new sensation is sweeping American college campuses: butt chugging. It's definitely not how your grandpa used to get drunk! A Facebook question closes out the show and Bill and Jim ask for your nomination in the People's Choice Podcast Awards in the COMEDY and PEOPLE'S CHOICE categories. See you next week!
Episode 72: Movers And Shavers - Bubble wrap your breakables and strop your blades, it's FUHcast time! Bill unpacks this week's cutting rundown. Jim wants to go see movies, but real life got in the way as he prepares to move......again. Jim thinks that if there is a walk of fame for GOOD movie stars (and movies), then there should be a walk of shame for BAD movie stars (and movies). Bill agrees, but thinks it needs a better name. Bill tells tells us how he's getting less hairy for less money in a way that's more retro than he's used to. A man in California made a fool of himself in the eyes of his neighbors when he countered his neighbors loud gospel music with the sound of hardcore porn. Green Day frontman has a poor little rich rock star tantrum an internet based music fest before taking a staycation at a rehab facility. Heartless Bill thinks that famous people are too quick to jump into rehab these days. Did a woman in Nigeria really give birth to a horse or is it just a sticky publicity grab or the worst kind? The guys look back at the other strange tales that have come out of Nigeria since the dawn of FUHcast. Sony releases yet another PS3 model; is the super right time for a super slim Playstation? Two of the founding fathers of Bioware are retiring from the development company and gaming as a whole. Is Electronic Arts at fault? What's next for Bioware? Facebook questions close up the show but not before Bill makes a call to arms for the beginning of October! Slap that baby's butt and we'll see you next week!
Episode 71: Newer And Slightly Improved - Look! It's the very best FUHcast you'll ever listen to! Jim spins out a brand new Rundown before telling the listening audience all about his Indiana Jones movie marathon experience. Bill shares a few of his Blu Ray pet peeves. Doc Richard writes in to remind the guys that people from other countries do in fact listen to the show (Bill reads a list). Find out how Dr. Pepper almost brought God to his knees (not so much). Dan Aykroyd! Bill discusses what will be on his DVR this coming fall season and he'd love for you to check out the article he wrote about it on the website. Apple had their big keynote last week and the guys share their views on the newly announced iPhone 5 (and the slightly creepy Tim Cook). Does it stack up to the competition? Nintendo kinda announced some more details on their upcoming console, the Wii U. FUH gives you the scoop and some insight into their buying decisions. Bill gives a short review but big recommendation for a video game to close out the show. Be sure to come back next week for the NEXT greatest FUHcast you'll ever hear!
Episode 70: Waka Waka Balldial - No puns, just FUHcast! Bill kicks the show off with the Rundown before giving a brief and SPOILER FREE review and overall recommendation (?) of the pilot episode of NBC's sci-fi show, Revolution. Not to let television off the hook, the guys take a moment to highlight some of NBC's past failures of judgment. Jim takes a moment to demonstrate why stuffed animals do not make adequate noise mufflers. A brief discussion on who would win in a big box store fight to the death between Target and Walmart. G4/G4TV is going the way of the metrosexual in 2013. FUH takes a look back at the network's history and predicts it's future. Amazon is unleashing a slew of new Kindles into the already polluted ereader/tablet marketplace. Are they worth a look? In other tech news, Apple and Samsung are not getting along. Did Samsung attempt to pay Apple off with nickels? Is Apple taking their ball and going home by ordering parts for their products elsewhere? Why does Apple try to fix their problems by just creating new products with more potential problems? Super hero themed MMO game, City of Heroes, is preparing it's end game. Is their demise due to poor decisions or is it just a sign of the times? A bubbling (and armed) robbery suspect takes the time to update his Facebook status while taking hostages. Speaking of over sharing, Bill discusses his Dick Clark and his personal annual ball drop before (thankfully) closing out an always classy FUHcast a story from China. You'll actually want to listen to that one! See ya next time!
Episode 69: Fifty Shades FUHc'd - ***WARNING: This episode is saturated with sexual content. Definitely not safe for work or impressionable kids.*** It's time to strap on your Bill and Jimmy caps and get down and dirty with the FUHcast! Jim moistens your show holes with sensual Rundown. Before jumping in the gutter, Jim gives us a patented SPOILER FREE review of kid-friendly ParaNorman. Jim also saw "cult" favorite The Big Lebowski at a suburban theater; a story which leads into a tirade on murderous urban hipsters and Sam Elliot's mustache. Shy-ah, She-a.......the kid from Transformers went on a television talk show and started a ridiculous tabloid sex scandal that FUH (and any outside of Hollywood press) quickly defuses. Also discussed: unsimulated sex. Amish kingpin Sam Mullet Sr. (not making that up) is back in the news. This time, the don of barn raising is sexing up the unattended married women in Amish country. Have you ever wanted to hear an 80 year old Canadian woman give you instructions on how to properly perform oral sex? Good! Japan is making people aware of AIDS one set of squeezable breasts at a time. The guys discuss their sexual education experiences; flatware and all. Bill and Jim attempt to make sense of the 50 Shades (of literary donkey load) phenomenon by way of a hilarious online erotic story generator. A Facebook question has the guys explaining some of the web's nastier sides of evil. Bill explains why the 69 (position) is generally not a good idea for anyone. The show wraps up with one last Facebook question and closes with another great voicemail from T3. Go wipe yourself down, take some money for a cab and we'll see you again next week!
Episode 68: Gen Con 2012 and Waffles - Roll for perception, you've encountered a FUHcast! Bill weaves the show's tale with the weekly Rundown. Jim is back with some great stories about his extended weekend at Gen Con 2012. Find out about some of the more unsavory aspects of a geek convention. You'll also hear about some great games and cool films that only a con like Gen Con can bring. Jim kicks off the first official FUHcast contest, complete with prizes straight from the con (don't worry, they're clean)! FUH takes a moment to teach everyone how to care for their comic books. Bill and Jim mourn the recent loss of Muppet legend Jerry Nelson. OnLive was nearly Offdead, but things seem to be okay for customers. T3 calls in to bum everyone out with news of the end of an era. NBC will be host to Michael J. Fox's non-time traveling vehicle back to television. Collect your experience points and get ready to do battle with next week's FUHcast!
Episode 67: No Holds Bill'd - Get in the Gorrilla position, FUHcast is about to make it's entrance! Bill welcomes frequent contributor and friend of the show Tommy "T3" Else as guest co-host since Jim is in Indiana for Gen Con 2012. Tommy observes that Indiana gets a lot of flack and Bill understands why. Tommy's online presence brings in a record amount of voicemails into the FUHcast Hotline, including one from Tommy himself.......addressing himself. The guys discuss some of the more annoying memes that pop up on Facebook. Find out what color palette T3 can't stand! T3 is one of the loyal Google+ users out there. Tommy tells us about the genesis of his web chat series, The T3 Universe Live, including a frightening story involving a sound recorder. Bill grills Tommy about his involvement in Billy Corgan's Resistance Pro wrestling. The conversation turns to some more personal questions from Tommy's fans as Tommy fields questions from the FUHcast Hotline and email. Tommy plays a quick round of The Dating Game as he describes his ideal mate. Lothgar, the demon that finds joy in terrorizing the show, imposes his will (and MadLibs) on Bill and Tommy. In movie news: Scooby Doo is joining forces with WWE Superstars in WWE City to solve the case of mysterious bear attacks..........yeah. The guys discuss the WWE and professional wrestling in general as T3 fields even MORE voicemails on the subject of the squared circle. The guys talk about today's wrestling product versus the "golden era" and how the independent wrestling organizations are shaking things up. Bill leads a very willing T3 into the Imagination Theater to see how a wrestling promoter creates a gimmick.
Episode 66: Recalling The XXX - Pre-recorded for your re-listening pleasure, it's FUHcast! Jim Rundown. A voicemail from a listener who tells us about a common FUHcast problem starts off the show. Bill wants to what the listeners' FUHcast listening rituals are. Bill also teaches everyone how to hum and teaches Jim how to accept love. Jim announces that he will not be on next week's show since he will be on-location at Gen Con 2012 in beautifl Indianapolis, Indiana. Fear not, a good friend of the show will be sitting in. Jim reads a Facebook fan page message from a listener in Kenya. Bill reads a message in the stars (or just Chile) from the Doc. The guys revisit The Nerdist conundrum. Jim hits us with (what turns out to be) a SPOILER FREE review of Total Recall (2012)! Jim also discusses the trailer for Taken 2. In video game talk: the Ouya wraps up it's Kickstarter, Blizzard.net kinda gets hacked, and Bill reviews the (in his opinion) disappointing Deadlight. Dearly departed Beastie Boy Adam Yauch vows to not sell out his music from beyond the grave. What's washed up, but dry, and can be found naked in the middle a dark Texas road? Randy Travis! NBC decides to ramp up the controversy before ending the XXX Olympics with a little XXX sounding creepy video montage. We knew it wasn't safe to be within ear eating distance of Mike Tyson, but what happened at one of this Broadway performances is the fault of technology. All that and a few drops more on this week's FUHcast!
Episode 65: Too Much Pee, See? - Be mindful of who might be listening, it's time to play a slightly extended FUHcast! Bill does a head check of the room before delivering the Rundown. Despite the bad reviews, Jim really wants to see Total Recall. Bill thinks someone looks like someone else's something. The hardest working man in show business becomes a permanent fixture in the FUHcast Studio. The guys briefly revisit the topic of homophobic fried chicken and it's ugly presence on our social networks. NBC's weird apology for something not actually racist seems to make them even more racist which makes FUH wonder if perhaps society is just TOO politically correct these days? China's Dong flips and spins it's way into the American Olympic fan bandwagon. Facebook is finally cracking down on and eliminating millions of fake/misused profiles. Snoop Dogg is changing his moniker to Snoop Lion. Will the new name bring him a new career? Bill and Jim wonder why Shark Week is a thing. Utah is on the hunt for a man dressed like a goat; a Goatman, if you will. Is the world falling out of love with massively multiplayer online games? Facebook Questions and FUHcast Hotline voicemails close out the show with such topics as: Too Much Bane? Should You Not Watch "The Watch"? Does The Nerdist Deserve His Title? If you aren't too offended, come back next week for a brand new FUHcast!
Episode 64: Bears Don't Like Chicken - How would you like a nice subpar chicken sandwich and a side order of FUHcast? How about just a FUHcast, then? Great! Jim serves up this week's Rundown before joining Bill in announcing that FUH now has a presence on both Pinterest and Tumblr. Jim has an error to fix from last week. You might even say that he has a SCORE TO SETTLE. The guys wonder why NBC is even bothering to make a Munster's reboot if they're changing everything about it. AMC's The Killing may have survived to season 3 if it changed everything about itself. Learn all about how rich celebrities are taking over the one bastion that entertainment's little guy has left. The Ouya is jumping in bed with OnLive (you'll want to listen closely if you have no idea what either of those things are). The guys drop their two cents on the human/civil rights vs fast food chicken debacle that's captivated the nation lately. The show wraps up with File Under Horrible's Olympic Minute (unofficial). Pull your earholes to the first window and we'll see you next week!
Episode 063: Giving It Some Air - Pardon them while they whip it out, it's a brand new FUHcast! Bill exposes us to the Rundown. Jim saw The Dark Knight Rises and batarangs us with a SPOILER FREE review. Bill gets Jim's concession confession. Bill shares his secret to sneaking goods into a theater. Because it seems impossible not to mention, the guys share their thoughts on the senseless murders at the theater in Colorado. Did you hear the one about the 78 year old actor who went into a porno theater and got caught pulling his Pee Wee? No? You have to hear Fred Willard tell it! FUH reminisces about a local porn store from their formative years. An underage toe sucker in New York gets caught and logically blames the government. Rush Limbaugh pushes another stillborn conspiracy theory related to TDKR out of this always wrong vagina. Facebook question and FUHcast Hotline questions close out the show. The menu includes: Jim vs digital comics, best in show at the San Diego Comic Con, and will FUH watch the Olympics (?). Remember to shake and get yourself back here next week!
Episode 062: Protected By Cellophane - Fresh but not so clean, it's FUHcast! Jim unwraps the show and exposes the Rundown. The guys begin the show with listener feedback; first regarding celebrity fragrances. FUH has a great idea for a custom Ernest Borgnine bottle. Bill addresses (again) his hatred of urinals and his most recent urinal failure. Bill and Jim discuss the pros and cons of reading on the toilet. T3 calls in to express his distaste for downloadable video game content. New caller and fairly new listener calls in to thank Bill for his e-sistance in getting justice from Sony Electronics. The guys talk about how to use the power of Twitter for good, not petty poop. What would you do to land a crappy job? A man in Nebraska is willing to blow the whole place up. America Idol may soon be judgeless, so FUH decides to judge the worthiness of the show in general. The guys also discuss the possible issues with the rumored Idol judge replacements. Are you sick of hearing about the Cruise/Holmes split? Too bad! But if it makes you feel better, FUH rips into Scientology with the strength of 1,000 dead alien arms. The show closes with video game talk. On the menu is the Shadow Complex meets Night Of The Living Dead (not a game) XBLA exclusive Deadlight, Star Wars: Old Republic kinda goes free-to-play, Tony Hawk gets the HD rehash treatment and Jim urges you to dig deep and support the first promising Android based video game console to hit the US, the OUYA.
Episode 061: An Audible Squirm - Turn your ears if you have a weak stomach, we've got a FUHcast! Bill makes things weird with The Rundown. Jim gives an amazingly SPOILER FREE review of The Amazing Spider-Man. FUH pays tribute to the recently departed Andy Griffith in their own special way before marveling at his grease lightning race to his secret island crypt. At the same time, Jim jinxes Ernest Borgnine to death. Have you seen Ron Howard's head recently? Hopefully he won't be dead soon. A New Mexican can't sell her soul if she tried....and she tried.....on eBay. It turns out that having a brutal public meltdown and destroying your career doesn't lead to the public's lasting interest as Charlie Sheen is quickly learning in regards to FX's Anger Management. Take a trip to the pissy side of Detroit for a night at File Under Horrible's Imagination Theater. This week, a feature starring a talking urinal cake! The guys imagine all of the possibilities in celebrity fragrances when discussing Jon Bon Jovi selling (out) a new Avon scent. The show wraps up with a FUHcast Hotline voicemail from a FEMALE caller (a FUH first!) and your Facebook questions involving Bill and Jim's favorite bands and the do's and do not's of video game DLC. Have a great week!
Episode 060: Your Better Then You Were Back Than - Pull out your notebooks, it's time for your weekly FUHcast! Jim spells out the show with this week's Rundown. Is Facebook replacing your weatherman and your sportscaster? Might as well! Bill takes a moment to give anyone listening a spelling and grammar lesson. In Movie Talk, Jim gives another classic SPOILER FREE review of Pixar's Brave. The guys analyze late night host Craig Ferguson's psyche. Jim is excited for Marvel's newly announced Guardians of The Galaxy movie. Bill envisions an Iron Man reboot starring a shirtless Channing Tatum. Bill is not excited by comic book movies in general, including the upcoming Dark Knight Rises. The guys pick on the internet over the Back To The Future meme that spread it lies across the internet recently. Tommy (T3) calls in to thank the guys for a very special phrase. Twitter and LinkedIn broke up and are asking you to chose sides. Facebook is about to introduce the "Want" button; a topic that calls to question social marketing in general. Nintendo says that Wii U's internet service will be free, but does that matter if it sucks? John calls in and plays into Jim's wheel house with comments on some TV shows and Minecraft. Tommy calls in AGAIN to say that he heard Mike Tyson is awesome on Broadway. All this and some more questions straight out of Facebook! Do your homework and get back here for next week's FUHcast!
Episode 059: Mike Tyson's Seafood Surprise - Round 3, FUHcast! Bill opens up the show with a vicious Rundown. The FUHcast office now has an air conditioner which means less soggy shows. Bill really wants to do the show from the inside of a meat cooler, but Jim doesn't want a watch (just listen). Jim is, however, excited for this summer's movie lineup. Movie Talk starts to happen, but runs off into a tangent on digital streaming/downloads vs physical media. Back to movie talk, Bill points out that Bruce Willis is a different, weird guy in indie flicks. The guys aren't too keen to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Enjoy a mini-discussion on sci-fi television, namely Falling Skies. The subject switches to video games with topics including, but not limited to: Jim's recent Minecraft addiction, how Jim got his groove back with Diablo 3 and Nintendo's 3DS double dip gamble. Mike Tyson is beating......sorry.....hitting Broadway with his one-man-show with the help of director Spike Lee. Mike stopped on the Today Show to talk about why he's now a vegan...........kinda. Thankfully, FUH has the audio and will attempt to explain what's happening. Next story on the menu is about a South Korean woman who got a little more than she bargained for from her squid dinner. What happens to our internet personalities when our physical bodies disconnect from the connection known as life? The Mortality Book is there to help guide you to the answer and Bill and Jim attempt to guide you through whatever the Hell The Mortality Book is (in fact, Bill kept calling it "The Morality Book"------but that's because he's a moron). A few of your Facebook questions get answered before the guys close the show out. Questions answered covers FUH's aversion to sports, reaction to the Sandusky verdict, and a lady leg showdown. FUHcast will be back again next week. Until then, check your squid for sperm sacks!
Episode 058: Cat and Tablet - Straight out of Bill's sinus cavity and into your ears, it's post-nasal FUHcast! Jim disrupts the beginning of the show with a Rundown. Tommy (AKA T3, AKA Eric St. Vaughan) calls into the FUHcast Hotline to thank Bill for coming out to see him perform at Resistance Pro wrestling's "Taken By Force" event in downtown Chicago. The extremely needy and annoying FUHcast studio cat makes a surprise appearance. FUH reviews a YouTube personality who just isn't quite up to snuff. Movie Talk kicks off with another one of Jim's SPOILER FREE review of Prometheus; but not before the guys take a moment to make fun of crappy domestic beer and scarf wearing hipsters. The appeal of movies like Rock of Ages and That's My Boy are discussed, along with my Adam Sandler needs to die a quick Hollywood death. Find out what it would sound like if Tim Allen had sex with John Travolta while Adam Sandler watched. Paramount Pictures' problems are discussed, covering the fate of G.I. Joe, TMNT, and the money sucking suck fest that is World War Z. Matthew Fox is summed up and thrown under the bus (where he'll punch the driver's vagina). Bill and Jim imagine how Hollywood would remake the beloved children's classic Marry Poppins. Learn how George W. Bush lost the game of thrones. Bill has fun with the digital sound dropper at Jim's expense, until the dropper decides to have fun with Bill. Ohio is not the place you want to be if you're a yiffer, as discovered by an Ohio resident who enjoys intercourse with teddy bears. The show closes with some geek speak: What FUH liked and didn't like about E3 2012 and Apple's possible dedicated podcast application..........and a quick gloss over on iPhone 5 and iOS 6. Remember to add File Under Horrible on Google+ because Facebook is clown shoes! See you next week!
Episode 057: Grind That Organ - Board up you windows, the FUHcast has risen! Bill hacks his was through the Rundown before Jim discusses his NON-murderous Memorial Day weekend and shares his SPOILER FREE review of Men In Black III. Bill wonders (aloud) why Saturday Night Live is still on the air before sharing his stories of electronic child abduction, shameless self-promotion, and drunkenness while on his vacation in "the Hamptons of the Midwest, Door County Wisconsin". The discussion turns to the recent horrific news events concerning homeless face eating, intestine tossing, and biochemical spills of Romero proportions. News of DC Comics rebooting a Green Lantern as a gay superhero sparks a discussion on discussions concerning gay and straight comic books some slightly confusing aspects of that whole.......topic. A quick game of "What's A Sex Organ" is played before FUH confirms that comic books cannot turn children gay. George Lucas announces that he's making a change in his life as if anyone will care or notice. Bill and Jim expose "indie" for what indie is: not indie. The guys make their predictions for the upcoming Electronic Entertainment Expo (2012) to close out the show. They'll give you a report on E3 if a report is worthy to be given next week. Bill also apologizes for killing Ween. We'll see you next week!
Episode 056: Top 5 Horrible Songs Of The 1990s - It doesn't matter if you were a flannel wearing mumbler or sweating-too-much mother-knocker-outer, you lived through the 90s and it's music helped you make it out alive. Like everything else in life, there was definitely some good, bad and HORRIBLE music in the 1990s. Join Bill and Jim as they take you through an audio retrospective of the decade of discontent. The guys tasked themselves with each finding 5 songs from the 90s that they feel deserve placement in the "HORRIBLE" category. There is bound to be some controversy, so grab a Boku and a Fruit By The Foot and try not to spaz out.
Episode 055: Y'all Dost Protest Too Much - Jim dons his riot gear and pushes back the rundown. The guys get local and talk about Chicago's fast and furious heat wave and the not so fast and annoyingly furious protesters at the Chicago NATO Summit. Jim gives us another spoiler free review of the ever so creepy Jonny Depp in Dark Shadows. The topic switches over to girls who grow up on camera and the men who covet them just a little too early (like Creepy Uncle Jim). Will Smith was caught on tape bitch slapping a celebrity news reporter in Russia recently. Was it a love tap or a premeditated Fresh Prince of "Bitch, I'll Split Your Wig"? Details in the story lead to a short discussion on gay marriage and FUH's thoughts on President Obama's recent statement on the topic. The future of SNL is brought up quickly before Jim gets to talk about the recent backstage firing on his favorite television show, NBC's Community. Bill believes that the internet is the new bastion for television shows that are put out to pasture. Thirty minutes of (previously exclusive) audio from The Water Cooler podcast's 12 hour podcast marathon for St. Baldrick's charity is unearthed and shared with the File Under Horrible audience for the first time in it's entirety to close out the show! We'll see you next week when we travel back in time to the 1990s to jam out to some horrible songs!
Episode 054: A Little Off Topic - What was I saying! Oh yeah! Welcome to FUHcast! Bill chimes in with the rundown. Nothing much happened this week for the boys, so we get right down into it. Jim talks about his frustration with the Ultimate Spider-Man comic series. The guys examine Harvard's recent study on Facebook over sharing. Is it really as satisfying as a sexual encounter? Hear about what happened to Bill after he took on 30 ounces of milk. Bill wants to create a college course dedicated to proving that Alton Brown (who Jim LOVES) is a zombie. The conversation then switches to John Travolta's sex scandal, but not before a discussion on Estelle Getty, loose meats, words some people don't enjoy, the trouble with talcum powder and poor commercial placement, and special vaginal products. How in the hell do you pluralize masseuse? After finally getting to the "meat" of the Travolta story, the guys discuss gay Hollywood before touching upon the music of Stevie Wonder and the possibility of Stevie accidently impregnating his sister. The guys break down the hoopla surrounding the breast feeding mom on the cover of Time magazine. Television is the next topic casualty as FUH discusses new shows, renewed shows and canceled shows. An excellent stop by the Imagination Theater helps everyone to understand how some of these horrible shows get made. The guys try some reverse psychology before signing off on another FUHcast! Come back next week (pretty please?)!
Episode 053: Not So Easy Rider - Jim is back in black with a sack of smack and ready to FUHc your earholes, but not before thanking guest co-host Sean for a beautiful nugget of wisdom. ACen (Anime Central) is once again discussed, leading to a conversation on the Japanese culture and their fantastic vending machines. T3 calls into the FUHcast Hotline after a multi-episode absense. Hear all about Bill's tasteless sushi experience. Jim teaches us a lesson on movie going etiquette. Listener EMAIL is answered; which features Jim's SPOILER free review of The Avengers and a rant about his dislike of Joss Whedon. Is American television taking a page from the motherland? FUH examines the differences between American television season and the UK television series. A male motorcyclist in California is suing BMW over a 1 1/2 long sustained penile erection from 17 years ago. Best Buy outs a heterosexual man as gay on Facebook with his own phone in a classic tale of customer service. Is Sony shamelessly ripping off Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. with their recently announced Playstation All-Stars? The boys discuss their dissatisfaction with the gaming industry as a whole as E3 creeps up upon them. Clean out your ears and you'll be ready for again next week!
Episode 052: Dead, Dumb and FUHc'd - Check your privacy settings, it's time for another FUHcast! Bill skeets his way through the rundown before welcoming his good friend Sean on as guest co-host. Jim is off at Anime Central this week. Sean is also attending the convention, which prompts a discussion on cosplay and general wild wooliness of geek cons. The conversation heads straight to the gutter as Bill and Sean perform an audio critic on the lastest YouTube craze: The Facebook Jack-Off Bandit. Hear the touching love story of a blue haired gal and her red mohawked fella sharing their love in a Chicago public restroom as told on Craigslist. After a rant from Bill on subject of overly complicated music genre names, we'll hear a song from Sean's "dirt rock/psychobilly" band 13 Angels. A disgusting new law in Egypt which may actually turn necrophilia into a civil right gets thrown into the FUHcast Imagination Theater. Are kids really drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk or has the the American public simply run out of things to blame on kids? All this and a little bit more on this week's FUHcast!
Episode 051: C2E2 And I'll Raise You A Voicemail - Holy nerd hygiene Batman, it's a brand new FUHcast! This week, the guys return to the mics after a weekend full of geeky festivities at the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo (C2E2). The guys were very proud to say that this was the first event they attended as press. You'll hear tales of the sights that were to be seen, the flesh that was to be touched (or avoided at all costs), and some of the general and wonderful weirdness that was to be experienced. Hear how fun parking at a Chicago convention center can be. The guys remind us to check out the site for some written reviews and more in-depth coverage from this extremely visual event. The topic of podcasts and podcasting in general is briefly discussed. The focus then switches to messages left on the FUHcast Hotline; something that you won't want to miss. We'll see you next week!
Episode 050: Best Of FUHcast - Year One - It's not deja vu, it's the Best of FUHcast! Episode 50 is here and with it, the conclusion to the first full year of File Under Horrible's FUHcast podcast. Join your special guest host, Lothgar, the Magical Mixing Board Demon, as he takes us back through some of Bill and Jim's favorite moments from their first year behind the mics.
Episode 049: A Drug Spoonful Of Urine - Get your pill box, it’s time for FUHcast! After Jim shoots up the Rundown, the guys chat a bit about the big Whitney Houston toxicology reveal. Bill is terrified that Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher are joining forces in an attempt to “entertain” you. Jim goes on a small rant about DC Comics’ graphic novels. A repeat FUHcast Hotline caller gives himself a name and offers up a futuristic question for the FUH. Google is going to make Star Trek geeks look moderately sexy with Google Glasses. Find out what Apple fanbitches have to say about Instagram showing the love to Android. Companies really need to start potty training their IT departments better. Chevy Chase demonstrates once again how he is a bottomless douche. Microsoft force pushes geeks over the edge with the wacky dancing in Star Wars Kinect. Discover why registered sex offenders are being forced to once again play with themselves. Guard your danger zones until next week’s FUHcast!
Episode 048: Offensively Dark - Open wide, little ones, it’s time for FUHcast! Bill starts off the show by chewing up and spitting out this week’s Rundown. Get ready Chicago nerds, FUH is coming to C2E2 this month! Movie Talk is the highlight of this week’s show: The racist Twitter lash out at The Hunger Games has the guys turning different colors in anger. Eddie Murphy injects some color into a sequel to a cheesy 80′s buddy movie. Step back into the glass house of emotion with anchor Ron. Alicia Silverstone mistakes her house for a nest and her toddler Bear for a bird. Justin Bieber gets his kicks by pimping out phone numbers of the elderly. The nerds get off their asses and into the post office; armed with baked goods. Bill and Jim give you some lessons in social network spoiler etiquette. Won’t spoil it, but you’ll definitely want to listen ALL THE WAY to the end of this week’s FUHcast! See you next week, kitty cats!
Episode 047: Mr. Belvedere’s Dirty Kitty - Drop kick your jacket, it’s time for FUHcast! Jim returns to the show and runs through this week’s Rundown. Mass Effect 3 is so full of controversy that people are starting to sue. Bill thinks the whole thing is stupid and that people need to get over it. Let him know what you think! A new caller to the FUHcast Hotline gets personal which leads to tales of carnivals and copious amounts of man juice. Michael Bay shell shocks movie fans and 80′s pop culture fans when he reveals his plans to rape a beloved cartoon franchise. The boys discuss the latest news in the CBS V Kitty Glitter Amazon Kindle debacle. You really need to read Kitty if you hope to understand Kitty. Our crazy friends in Florida are at it again: this time, a man calls the police because his wife won’t go to sleep. A very brief discussion on Dark Shadows, another Tim Burton/Johnny Depp love affair, goes off the rails for nearly 20 minutes as FUH discusses beloved 80′s and 90′s sitcoms and other things that will have you questioning what the topic was in the first place. See you next week!
Episode 046: Jimmy Cough Kony - Grab your tissue, it’s time for FUHcast! Effie sits in as special guest co-host as Jim battles The Great Allergy Plague of 2012. Bill chugs on through the Rundown. Effie has been getting some Revenge on the TV while Bill is busy loudly cursing at Mass Effect 3. T3 calls in with a Mario Kart question and opinion request. The thirst for internet has landed jobs for the homeless, but it’s definitely not what you might think. A quite dead chap in the UK insists on sending email to his friends and family. Bill re-imagines “Ghost” in modern times. The guy behind the Kony instant activism video was caught “serving the warlord of man sauce” in public (NICE!). Bill and Effie talk a bit about the local Chicago news (or lack of). By public demand, “The Garbage Pail Kids” are coming back to the big screen!……..There is a public demand, right? Bill and Jim be appearing at Chicago’s C2E2 this year (if only Bill could remember ANY information)! Take your Benadryl and we’ll see you next FUHcast!
Episode 045: FUHcamania - Don your raincoats, this FUHcast is droppin’ loads! Jim starts us off with some Rundown foreplay. FUH mini reviews (no spoilers!) are first up: Jim saw Disney’s John Carter, Bill stayed awake through NBC’s Awake, and Bill is hooked on Mass Effect 3. Shitty Spielberg! Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan’s sex tape surfaces and completely kills your sex drive, brother? Hear File Under Horrible’s EXCLUSIVE Hogan porno promotional ad that is not meant for your ears! Speaking of sex and things that aren’t meant for your ears…….Rush Limbaugh is a thing that is happening. T3 calls in to wish Jim a happy birthday. Wesley Crusher: Teenage F*ck Machine is required reading. Hear about that and other weird books on Amazon.com. Somehow, white trash in clown makeup have figured out how to use the internet; find out what website to stay away from. Is the “new” iPad worth the asking price? Do you care? Figure it out and come back next week!
Episode 044: Soul Blackening Clown Plugger - Stop your vehicle and check your pants, it’s time for FUHcast! Bill takes control of the Rundown to start off the show. T3 calls in with a long awaited voicemail that unfortunately results in the unexpected return of a former “guest”. Bill found Billy Crystal‘s retro racist Oscars performance to be rather boring. Bill Murray decides that busting no longer makes him feel good, leaving Ghostbusters 3 in limbo. An unplanned, yet in-depth discussion on a painfully boring Bill Murray movie ensures. Bill discusses why he no longer considers himself a gamer. Jim does still consider himself a gamer and has an opinion on Sony’s Vita. Japan has created something even more disturbing than tenticle porn: a HUGE device that is capable of making people literally choke on their words. Apple may be planning new iPads that are suitable for usage cycles; light or heavy. Bill explains to Jim the importance of professional wrestling school and how it is not at all like a clown college. Wanna hear the story about the guy in Florida who got a DUI while having a “sexual anal plug in his rectum“? If not, better skip the last six minutes of this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 043: Reverberation Gratification - Don’t touch that dial! You’re tuned into the FUHcast! Jim blasts The Rundown into your ears before Bill admits to totally screwing up The Oscars (more than Billy Crystal did) for everyone. A FUHcast Hotline caller totally agrees with Bill on his thoughts on The Office. Borat is going to take a huge dump on the red carpet. The guys get real when the examine racism on the internet when the discuss the bigot Florida teens on YouTube. FUH is going to play a small part of a huge podcast event and they tell you how to hear it. There is finally a way to kill helpless homeless folks with your smartphone. Ever wonder if the judicial system could do anything as crazy in real life as they do on television? Hint: It happens and it involves Facebook. See you next week!
Episode 042: Full-Blown FUHcast - WARNING: Symptoms of this episode include, but not limited to: Star Wars enduced estrogen spike,extreme listener voicemails, a rash of horrible NBC television shows (may be cured by new sci-fi drama “Awake“), fever dreams about dead presidents hunting undead vampires, deja vu attributed to recent Mass Effect 3 demo, explosive Michael Bay-arrhea, indifference to drug addicted celebrity death. Take 7 Grammy awards and consult your doctor if you develop a horrible sounding English accent. Get well soon!
Episode 041: From Man-Milking To Something Else - Assume the position, it’s time for your weekly FUHcast! Jim runs through the rundown to get away from Bill and his coughing plague of death. Bill gets meta as he plugs podcasts on a podcast. FUH gets fashionable after playing some listener voicemail. Bill doesn’t believe Microsoft’s changes to Windows with 8 are a big deal. Google is about to get Skynet all up in your face. The Terminator and Rambo walk into a hospital……you’ll have to listen for the punch line to that one. Jim delights the masses with some more movie talk! Man who would be Jedi goes Dark Side in a toy store. All that and new mics! What the hell are you waiting for? Listen to the show!
Episode 040: Widdle a Dizzle For My Fizzle - Bill kicks off the show with the Rundown. Jim recounts his weekend. Tales of raw fish, incontinent friends, and improv theater. A spoiler free review of ‘Chronicle’. Osama Been Rottin’ is on the jihad path in a new B-horror zombie flick that YOU can fund. Scotland Yard and the FBI get a “C” in their “A & B” conversation in the form of everyone’s favorite hacker group. A man in Nigeria is convinced that his wife is hell bent on killing him with sex. You won’t believe the tangent that comes off of this already bizarre story. Horrible, horrible music created by doting celebrity musician fathers is discussed (with audio!). Bill disagrees with annoying songs that get stuck in his head and with the logic behind their use in commercials. Bill shows us how easy it is to create a crappy indie song. Rizzle out with your dizzle out to this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 039: Cover Your Privates - Mind your slip, Mildred! Them boys from the FUHcast are eyein’ you again! Jim kicks it off with another rousing Rundown. Bill gives quick reviews on Fox’s new shows: Alcatraz and Touch. Jim saw a new silent movie (The Artist) and didn’t even take a Delorean to go see it. Google is putting their hands all up in your privates. Do you actually need to be concerned? Twitter is going to start censoring in certain countries (YES!). Nintendo is getting ready to blast off (back) into the year 2000 with the new “Nintendo Network”. Is it too little, too late for the big N? (And does calling Nintendo “The Big N” make anyone else uncomfortable?) A drunk in Wisconsin let a ghost beat the crap out of his wife and got arrested for it, but not really. Is there a sign above our storage facility that says “Dead Grandma Storage”? Find out (the answer is “no”) on this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 038: Defamately Libel To Be Sued - You can stop protesting! It’s time for another FUHcast! Bill starts off the show with a Rundown that Jim believes may get FUH sued. Bill talks about the trials and tribulations of kicking a nasty habit. With the Golden Globes behind us and the Oscars in our future, Jim leads off with some movie talk. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is briefy (and without spoilers) reviewed. That new Tom Hanks movie with the long name that no one really likes is also discussed in a segment that may send FUH straight to Hell. Out of nowhere, the guys have a discussion on indie music. SOPA and PIPA may be nearly dead, but should we be worried about the OPEN Act or embrace it as the happy, fluffy, squishy piece of legislation that everyone seems to be making it out to be? Hacker group Anonymous came back with a vengence and took out some fairly impressive targets. What’s next for the mysterious hackers in masks? The guys rip apart the disgusting human Twinkie that is heart hating “cook” Paula Deen in light of her recent get-rich-off-secret-diabetes venture. Get your ticket for a quick trip to File Under Horrible’s Imagination Theater; where “Sex, Hives, and Chicken Nuggets” is being shown. All this and more (that is sure to be mentioned in court) on this week’s FUHcast! See you next week!
Episode 037: Come Back To Our Bosom - What’s red, black, white, and back in your ears? NO! It’s not bloody, waxy discharge. Geez! It’s a BRAND NEW FUHcast! Jim kicks off the first episode of 2012 with the Rundown. After a brief explanation as to what the hell happened to the original episode 37, we actually get to hear the surviving bit of that episode. Bill takes his handheld into the third dimension. Hopefully he doesn’t poke his eye out (or get arrested)! Jim has had a lot of time to surf the internet during the extended break; hear what he’s into. Hear what happens when Sam Jackson gets on Xbox Live!. Is Sesame Street in need of some good old fashioned mother’s milk? Geek out with Bill’s impressions of Windows Phone 7.5. All this and a few extra phallic jokes, all on this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 036: Fa-La-La-La FUHcast - Put on your favorite green n’ red striped sweater, grab some spiked eggnog, and put the kids to bed because it’s time for the 2011 Christmas themed FUHcast! Bill and Jim share some of their favorite Christmas memories. You’ll hear some of the guys’ favorite holiday songs. Santa Claus calls in to the FUHcast Hotline to ask what Jim and Bill want for Christmas. You might be surprised when Bill reads of 2011′s Toys R’ Us Hot Toys list. Lothgar makes an unwanted appearance and forces FUH to play one of his dastardly reindeer games. Have yourself a heaping helping of retro holiday audio from TV’s past. All this and more in this hap-happiest FUHcast of all!
Episode 035: Words With Fiends - Return your trays to their upright positions, it’s time for another FUHcast! Bill kicks off this weeks rundown before Jim fills us in on what Chicago’s Christkindlmarket is all about (hint: there will be sausage). Bill wrestles certain doom on the highway when his car decides to stiffen up. We play audio from Jim’s favorite internet clip of the week featuring a weird moment in day time TV chat. Presidential hopeful Rick Perry’s new “Strong” video is getting a lot of (well deserved) e-hate. Even Jesus Christ has something to say. FUH salutes the newly departed comic book great Jerry Robinson. We break down the recent Alec Baldwin dancing of shame. A man in the UK used to love her, TRIED to kill her, and failed harder than a Chicago sports team. Nintendo has some big news…..or do they? The easiest way to find out is by listening to this week’s FUHcast! We’ll see you next week!
Episode 034: Rubber Babies and Ginger Ale - Slip on your jimmy caps and crack open a cold one; it’s sexy FUHcast time! This week: Suicidal time traveling babies (Great Scott!) invade Facebook to beg their could-be fathers to use a contraceptive. Horrible baby names are discussed when the guys talk about a couple in Germany who gave their ginumbous baby an……interesting name. Hanson, those annoying tow-headed little bastards from the 90′s are back and this time, they are serving up some mmm-beer! Bill channels his inner James Brown as FUH discusses other possible celebrity booze products. “Drag Bill To The Movies” event results are in: Will Bill go BACK to the movies? The Muppets (movie) is discussed with *MINOR SPOILERS*. Blame Canada for ginger hate crimes? Yes! The boys explore the workings of the recent Kick-A-Ginger Day held in one Canadian grade school. Video games take the cake this past Black Friday with some record setting numbers. See you next time on FUHcast!
Episode 033: You Know, For Kids! - It’s Cyber Monday’s best deal going: free FUHcast! Bill mows down the Rundown before Jim depresses everyone with a recent death announcement. Is Google’s cloud based Chome OS the future of computing? Black Friday came in like a lion (on crank) and left like a pepper spraying nutjob. Bill and Jim talk about the true meaning of the Christmas spirit. Ever think: “Hey! I think crotchless panties are what every 7 year old girl should be wearing!”? One Colorado clothing store does. A wannabe plastic surgeon transvestite with a flare for car maintenance tries her/his hand at a butt-job with painful results. Lock your barns! The Amish are coming for your sacred beards! Who exactly do you call when there is a ghost orgy in your living room? The only way to find out the answer to that important question is to listen to this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 032: Tocino Lubricante Mi Burro - Jim kicks off this week’s show with an unintentionally naughty rundown. Porn and violence claims it’s rightful place on Facebook; is it as big of a problem as everyone claims? From the pan to the bedroom, bacon isn’t just for breakfast anymore. PETA takes on Super Mario with the aid of some hilariously bad flash games. Lothgar the Mixer Demon returns to aid the guys in telling the tale of a man and his donkey with “The A/V Club From Hell”. Joker be damned, Batman is now setting his sights on cyber pedophiles! Strange Google Maps sightings in China have the conspiracy theory nutjobs (and FUH) buzzing. Pixar premier’s the latest trailer for Brave. It has a lot of Heart. Ratings slump puts the future of NBC’s Community in more danger than Chevy Chase’s prostate. Jim loves the show and Bill wonders why horrible shows get the green light. Enjoy FUHcast while you can…..the government might be shutting down the internet by way of SOPA. What’s SOPA wit dat? Enjoy your Turkey Day(s) and we’ll see you next FUHcast!
Episode 031: You Just Got FUHc’d - Hold on to your trucker hats, it’s time for another FUHcast! This week, Bill and Jim visit a topic they haven’t talked about in a while: VIDEO GAMES! Is the 3DS worth the investment? Skyrim and COD:MW3(wtf?) are all the rage this month. Are the guys into it? Matthew Fox portrays himself in “I’m A Whiney Drunk Bitch: The Matthew Fox Story”. Detroit tries to keep their rich musical heritage respectable by attempting to kick Nickelback back to Canada. FUH discusses football coaching, book writing child molesters…..which turns into a rant about Ashton Kutcher….ehhh..you’ll just have to listen. An Illinois man called the paramedics for his broken iPhone five times. Bill can’t make too much fun and he shares some audio to explain why. Scandal hits the Oscars: Billy Crystal is in, Eddie Murphy is out. Confused? It’ll all make sense as soon as you finish listening to this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 030: The Beatings Will Continue - They may not have won The People’s Choice Podcast Award this year, but morale is up! It’s the 30th episode of File Under Horrible’s FUHcast! The guys talk a bit about the awards and what it was like to be nominated along side (and be beaten by) one of their favorites. Jim responds to a FUHcast Hotline question in a way that will have you reconsidering ever using the internet again. Movie talk spotlights what is coming to theaters….and what might put Bill to sleep. Harold “Pastor Doom” Camping retires after multiple failures at predicting the destruction of the world. Look out, Crips and Bloods! The Juggalos are looking to spray Faygo all over your turf, according to the FBI. Bill annouces the first listener event for FUHcast. If you are in the Chicagoland area, you’ll definitely want to hear the pseudo-details. The video of the child beating Texas judge is discussed in a fairly uncomfortable segment. Equally uncomfortable is the strangulation story involving a man and his Star Wars toys. Geocaching is sweeping the nation and Bill’s household seems to be the nerve center. The show closes with a fond farewell to Andy Rooney. Spend more than just a few minutes with this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 029: Halloween FUHright Cast - Trick or treat! Detailed show notes would give too much away, but we can tell you this: This podcast is possessed (Don’t worry. We’re fairly certain it’s contained in the FUHcast Offices). Jim has a one-on-one with a horrific uban legend. You’re going to hear some fantastic retro Halloween audio. At one point, the guys play Mad Libs. We hope that you have enough room in your candy bags because this FUHcast is extended and is ozzing with Halloween…….something! See you next week! (If Bill and Jim live that long…..)
Episode 028: Blame It On Facebook - The following episode is what happens when you let Facebook fans pick the topics. First up is the sad story of a man with a 100 pound, million dollar problem: his scrotum. Will you pray for MC Hammer’s new internet search engine to take off or will you simply not touch it? Bill and Jim try their best to recast 1987′s disasterous Masters Of The Universe at the request of a caller on the FUHcast Hotline. Hear the golden tale of an Irishman who tries to do more than simply polish a turd. The guys weigh in on how much is too much when it comes to what to share on Facebook. This show may be short, but it’s got balls. Win one for the Gimper on this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 027: #HashFUH - The trending topic of your hearts, it’s a brand new FUHcast! Jim kicks off this week’s show with the rundown. All things podcast are discussed as the guys announce that FUHcast has been nominated for best comedy podcast in the 2001 The People’s Choice Podcast Awards! Tommy from SAVE_US.T3 calls the FUHcast Hotline to wish Bill a happy birthday. It’s sink or swim for RIM in the smartphone ocean; does Blackberry have what it takes to float on? Sleep texting is becoming a problem for many cell phone users, including/especially Jim. Find out what creepy and cryptic messages he’s been sending Bill in his slumber. Being a douchebag may actually get Fred Durst a TV sitcom. That Harry Pothead joke finally has something too it now that one of the cast got his wizard ass locked up on a drug charge. Wonder what went through Tiger Woods’ head when that guy threw that hotdog at him? We got you covered in the Imagination Theater. Turns out that vigilant superheros are kind of a real thing. Also turns out that sometimes they make mistakes with pepper spray. Netflix split up with itself and then got back together. Find out what Jim and Bill think of the whole fiasco. Is society “occupying” too many causes for it’s own good? We hear another voicemail from Mr. T3 as Tommy digs through the FUHcast archives and brings #Hashtag: The Movie out of his shower and back into the public conscience. #allthatandmore #seeyounextweek !
Episode 026: iVag Rubber 2.6.3 - After doing the rundown, Bill rants about his recent trip to the DMV and his unfortunate mouthwash purchase. The boys take a moment to air their respects to Steve Jobs and while they’re at it talk a bit about the iPhone 4S. What you can expect to see when Xbox brings floods their console with television content. Movie theaters are drawing a line in the sand in their war against streaming services. Fox may evict The Simpsons from Springfield. Bill and Jim pitch a reality show of biblical proportions. NBC cancels Free Agents and The Playboy Club. No more Leonard Nimoy at Trek conventions? Is it right for Johnny Depp to equate having his picture take to being raped? Texas man beats wife over her Facebook laziness. Ever want to put your thing in a zombie’s…….thing? Then you’ll want to make sure to listen to the end of this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 025: Geeks Love Lego Nipples - Geeks ahoy! Jim opens up a can of auditory whoop ass with the rundown. Very special thanks are given to The Retroist (retroist.com) for their recent promotion of File Under Horrible and to all of those who helped nominate FUHcast for The People’s Choice Podcast Award. The Michael Jackson death trial is underway and some disturbing Jacko audio is unearthed. Amazon unveils it’s non-tablet tablet thingy, the Amazon Kindle Fire. Bill says it’s a non-competitor in the category and Jim somehow finds a way to talk about his private parts, pushing Bill over the edge. Netflix splits in two; which way does FUH fall on the subject? Jim geeks out with some comic book movie talk while Bill would rather be fishing (or something). Jim heats things up with a little impromtu striptease; something that doesn’t transfer well in an audio podcast. Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes are coming for Facebook. Bill tells you all about the new “timeline” and what he thinks of it. The show ends with a bizarre rant on the price of Legos before galloping into the geeky sunset of this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 024: Top 5 Horrible Songs Of The 1980′s - Jim and Bill once again board their podcast time machine and set the destination to the 1980′s! The 80′s were a decade of big hair, loud colors, and some extremely horrible music. This is sure to be an extremely polarizing episode as the guys rip apart some of your favorite songs. Do you agree with their choices or are you now questioning their tastes even more than you did before? Ten songs, a lifetime of torture. All on this very special edition of FUHcast!
Episode 023: Hot Beef Injections - This week, Bill kicks it off with the rundown (done on the 2nd try this time). Bill is hooked on AMC’s Breaking Bad and a great sci-fi novel. FUHcast was on SAVE_US.T3 Live last week……did ya see it? Jim is looking forward to A LOT of new and returning TV shows this fall; the guys discuss what to watch on the tube. Crapping on a dead hedgehog in public will cost you less than the cost of an iPad. A discussion on celebrities and why they need lessons in “famous people with cell phones etiquette”. The boys tell you to how keep your right to sue Sony with others. Did a not-so-sexy hot beef injection kill a woman in Illinois? Nasa gets a little closer to a galaxy far far away. All this and more stuff that will make you feel about as uncomfortable as Charlie Sheen’s speech at the ’11 Emmy Awards…..only on FUHcast! See ya next week!
Episode 022: Ovarian Escape Portal - Jim kicks off the show with the rundown. Learn why Bill didn’t like 1986′s “River’s Edge”. Netflix expands on Android. The guys break down a perplexing medical situation with a trip to the brain theater. Mel Gibson is doing a movie about a Jewish hero? Back To The Future shoes are up for grabs if you can spare over $30k. Eddie Murphy is set to host the Oscars and that’s just fine with FUH. Another trip to the brain theater finds Michael Jackson plotting his escape from the US in 2005. Is zombie literature for small kids? One author thinks so. And is the new zombie action video game, “Zombie Island”, dead or arrival? Answers to all this and much more on this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 021: Black Market Bantha Fur - A slow news week makes for a pretty weird FUHcast! The boys announce that they will be appearing on Save_Us.T3 LIVE on September 11th (brought to you by UStream) in full living color! They then dig into the news, starting with Matthew Fox vs Bus Driver Vagina. Green Day frontman gets thrown off flight due to his droopy pants. Did Apple REALLY lose ANOTHER iPhone prototype in a bar, or is it just a lame marketing job? Bill and Jim re-enact the situation in which a woman got scammed with a wooden iPad. Does a YouTube creep-o have a pedophile’s chance in prison of becoming the next US President? A Russian cannibal makes links and balls out of his internet date. An urban legend straight out of FUH’s backyard gets a film treatment….but why? George Lucas is now the focus of geek rage with his “enhancements” to the Star Wars original trilogy Blu Ray release. Bill throws Jim off his game with some childish behavior. All this and a bag of black market Russian man meats on this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 020: Some Serious Bull J!zz - 20 episodes! HOLY CRAP! Jim opens the can on the big #20 with the show rundown. Bill and Jim take a moment to send happy thoughts out to FUHcast fans who are in the path of Hurricane Irene. AMC lets it slip as to what really happened on the set of ‘The Walking Dead’. Universal Pictures thinks Stretch Armstrong has a better chance than Clue. Bill is fearful of what another Ghostbusters sequel might bring. Jim Carrey gets ultra creepy in a home made love letter video (with audio). Cousin Oliver sends his regard on while on his way to ……where? A bizarre traffic jam forms in Nashville when a bus drops a nasty load. Steve Jobs takes a bow as Apple CEO and then Apple hires an enemy. The discussion gets heated when GameStop pulls a shady move on it’s customers. Jim is passionate about the topic while Bill is slightly apathetic. All this and so much more! See you next week when FUHcast can legally drink!
Episode 019: May Cause Rectal Bleeding - Talk to your doctor before listening this week! French actor Girard Depardue turns an airplane into his personal outhouse. An Arizona woman attempts to eat her way to a world record. Google puts it all on the line by buying up a chunk of Motorola. Bill and Jim share some rediculous “studies” on cell phone use. Details emerge on Comcast’s discount internet. News on the final season of AMC’s ‘Breaking Bad’. Jim fills Bill in on FX’s ‘American Horror Story’. Spy Kids 4 is getting ready to stink up the box office in a literal sense. Parmount is about to ruin the ‘World War Z’ movie. And Ridley Scott makes an announcment that has geeks everywhere creaming their pants. All this and MUCH more. Try not to blow your “O” ring! See you next week!
Episode 018: The Explicit Tag Is Earned - Hide yo kids! This FUHcast definitely earns the “EXPLICIT” rating. Big thanks to everyone who listened to and gave feedback on The Saturday Morning FUHcast (Episode 017) Jim tells us a little about his trip to GenCon. Google+ adds a GAMES section. Bill gets addicted to AMC’s ‘Mad Men’. The new trailer for ‘Battleship’ is discussed, but the big story is who (or what) the film’s director looks like. Did AMC risk losing ‘Breaking Bad’ and ‘Walking Dead’ just to keep ‘Mad Men’? George Lopez joins the bread line and the guys aren’t too shocked given the state of late night talk shows. James Spader takes control of ‘The Office’. Are Bert and Ernie homosexuals? Do Bill and Jim care? The London riots prove that teenagers everywhere are stupid. And Comcast throws an e-bone to those less fortunate. All this and more on this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 017: Saturday Morning FUHcast - Grab a frosty glass of chocolate milk, some cookies, and your View-Master! It’s the Saturday Morning FUHcast! Join your hosts, Jim and Bill, as they use the power of their voices (and some internet found audio) to transport you to a bygone era when kids ruled the remote on Saturday mornings. The guys bring their list of 5 cartoons from THEIR childhoods that made being a kid more bearable. They dig deep into each cartoon series; talking about the history, the memories, and the list worthiness of each one. You’ll hear some hilarious PSAs and a special compilation of retro Saturday morning audio that is sure to drag you out of your boring adult lives and back into the past; for better or worse. Favorites from Twitter, Facebook, and email using listeners are also talked about. Be sure to stick around to the end of the show for a shockingly funny FUHcast Hotline message from listener Gutter Monk! See you next week with another FUHcast!
Episode 016: Uncircumcised Muppet Bananas - The show opens with the trademark greeting and rundown of this week’s topics. Listener voicemails kick off the show; one caller has a nasty issue that FUHcast must solve and Gutter Monk wants to get to the flavorful bottom of an otherwise tasteless. Mike situation. Jim brings us more movie news and reviews; topics include ‘Crazy Stupid Love’, ‘Knights of Badassdom’, ‘Horrible Bosses’, and Bill’s wet dream, Disney’s ‘The Muppets’. In TV news, ‘The Walking Dead”s producer walks on out, ‘Thundercats’ gets re-clawed, and Fox bitch slaps antenna users. Bill thanks a great guy and fellow digital entertainer (and plugs his show). Bill and Jim have it out over Nintendo’s DS line when chatting about the recent 3DS price drop. All this and more, bursting at the seams, in this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 015: Death By Misadventure - This week on the show: Amy Winehouse joins the Forever 27 Club. The boys look into the possible future and discuss a world in which Apple owns Hulu. Bill’s new favorite (Jim likes it, too) web show, ‘The Booth at the End’ is briefly examined with an excellent audio sample. File Under Horrible’s upcoming special edition podcast is discussed and the guys need your help! The good, the bad, and the undecided of Google+ and why File Under Horrible isn’t really wanting a part of it right now. The movie industry must be in big trouble if they are once again looking to family board games for inspiration/source material; Jim gives the lowdown. All things Comicon are discussed: tv shows, Star Wars: The Old Republic, and a funky new way to watch a movie. Downloadable Xbox Live Arcade title Bastion is given the once over just as the show comes to a close. See you next week!
Episode 014: Are You Hard? - Holy Hell is it hot in Chicago! Bill and Jim sooth the burn of their 2k11 Video Game Summit experience with some male on male garage saling. The bassist of one of Jim’s favorite bands is a pill popping criminal, but what rock star isn’t? Netflix explodes the internet and customer tempers with their recent price changes, but Bill thinks it pretty much makes sense. Bill says radio is dead and that podcasting is the future. Jim is over the moon for the ‘Another Earth’ movie trailer. Is SyFy’s (file under HORRIBLE branding) ‘Alphas’ a flop in tights? As the show comes to a close, the heat starts to get to Bill and things get a little weirder than usual. Stay chilly until the boys melt your face off with next week’s FUHcast!
Episode 013: My Google Face - Jim returns from the land of the dead to the land of the FUHcast. Jim is very excited about George R.R. Martin’s newest fantasy novel ‘A Dance With Dragons’. Elijah Wood’s new Australian import FX television series, ‘Wilfred’, is discussed. Bill tears apart MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’ teen drama which brings an old topic back from the dead. Listener Gutter Monk poses a new question pertaining to “tainted words/phrases” via way of the FUHcast Hotline. Why is the White House supporting ISP throttling? Bill and Jim have had some time to play with Google+. Can Google+ kill Facebook? The boys debate whether or not Facebook was better than MySpace during MySpace’s dominance. Jim answers some Facebook listener questions about Netflix and sneaky bath drugs. The overstuffed show comes to a close with Jim’s less than favorable review of Michael Bay’s ‘Transformers: Dark of The Moon’. See you next week!
Episode 012: He’s Dead, Jim - It’s a podcast of firsts on this week’s FUHcast! Jim calls in sick and beaten leaving Bill to search for not only FUHcast’s first guest, but first guest co-host. Bill makes a very wise decision in choosing his wife, Effie, as his co-host. Effie is a writer and co-founder of thebrokehousewives.com and is well suited to handle whatever Bill can throw at her. The wedded duo get the show rolling with another Gutter Monk voicemail which leads to Bill uncovering a vast music industry conspiracy. The controversy over the book “Go The F*ck to Sleep” is examined and betrated. FTC gives SIC the “okay” to keep tabs on e-life and Effie doesn’t like it. Bill and Effie discuss the finer points of the erogenous zone…..speaking of which, here’s a stroy of how Mrs. Brady was cookin’ up crabs and wasn’t seafood! Bill is pissed that Adam Carolla’s podcast is jumping all over his Vagina Eyes rocketship to podcast infamy. MSNBC does NOT think Obama is a dick, but Bill thinks Morning Joe is. Will Jim rise from the dead and take back his podcast chair? Find out on next week’s FUHcast!
Episode 011: Please, Don’t Hack and Drive - This podcast is ready to ‘splode! Bill’s recent haircut does nothing to quell his zombie uprising paranoia (and why would it?). Jim succeeds in delivering a completely SPOILER FREE review of J.J. Abrams’ ‘Super 8′. A new message from the FUHcast Hotline is heard, albeit a bit too late. The recent outbreak of hacker attacks is discussed, per Facebook fan request. Apple’s shiny new patent is analyzed. The big ISPs are about to lay the smack down on pirates….sorta. The show turns a bit serious when the recent death of reality star Ryan Dunn and drunk driving is discussed. Happiness returns when Jim dives into the wonderful world of MMOs with three stories that even Bill (a non MMO player) is interested in. See you next FUHcast!
Episode 010: Drunk Dialing The Internet - Double digits! Your hosts celebrate the #10 milestone and announce their new partnership with Stitcher Smart Radio, along with reminding everyone where else FUHcast is available. Moving on, Jim fills us in on what’s playing on the big screen and what we have to look forward to this summer. An internet meme about a girl using her cellphone in the theater is just one reason why Bill hates going to the movies. Bill eats his foot when Jim unearths a drunk-dial voicemail. Some Wii U news is discussed. Bill Warren isn’t the only one looking for Osama’s body; Cousin Oliver wants a taste. Rebecca Black frees YouTube from her soul blackening clutches; a story that drags the boys into a discussion about the music industry. And that’ll do it until next week’s FUHcast!
Episode 009: Weiner Dust and Kittens - Big show this week! Bill is afraid the show might suffer due to lack of preparation. He explains the drain on his show prep time. Exclusive audio that The Governator probably doesn’t want you to hear is shared. Weiner comes clean about his weiner and Bill and Jim take all the credit. Russell Crowe wants Twitter to leave baby penises alone. Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior square off in an electrifying Twitter battle. The reason why Debbie the Cat Lady will always be single is highlighted. The guys share some of their favorite web destinations. The good, bad, and horrible of E3 is discussed to close off another hulking episode of FUHcast!
Episode 008: The End is Cumming - The guys return this week after taking the Memorial Day weekend off. They receive their first fan voicemail and it’s not quite what they expected. Bill and Jim share stories of what they did during the break. There is a lot of news to cover and they get right into it with in-depth Rapture coverage. Bill is saddened by the recent passing of his Maddness, Randy “Macho Man” Savage. Bill shares a supernatural message of bodyslamming proportions. Arnold Schwarzenegger was always fond of orgasms. The guys poke fun at Anthony Weiner’s weiner blunder on Twitter. ‘X-Men: First Class’ impressions, DC reboots and a whole lot more in this week’s FUHcast!
Episode 007: E3 2011 Predictions Show - This week, Bill and Jim whip out their crystal balls (beat THAT, Indiana Jones!) and share their predictions for this year's Electronic Entertainment Expo. Find out what the guys think Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, and the big developers will be showing off at the big video game showcase this June.
Episode 006: Ewok Free Zone - It's File Under Horrible's sixth episode of FUHcast! Unlike the sixth episode in our favorite space opera, there are NO EWOKS to be found! Here is a list of what you will find: The ins and outs of terrorist porn. Sony's Playstation Network makes a return.......sorta. Bill and Jim help spell things out. Bill's "Cousin Oliver" sends a message of hope, molested by a rain cloud of doom and paranoia. Microsoft pays out big to get Skype. Is it worth it? Jim has it out for Fox (Broadcasting Company). Some cheers, many jeers ensue. A little bit of everything in this week's FUHcast!
Episode 005: Super Mule Hammer - Bill and Jim tackle the big news this week as they discuss the capture/slaying of Osama bin Laden. Somewhere in the gooey center of that story, they lament the media coverage of the recent Royal Wedding. The now three week long Playstation Network outage is examined. Jim thinks it's time that the hacking stop while Bill fears that it's just the beginning. Jim hit the theater to see Thor and gives his spoiler-free impression. The discussion opens up to the recent insurgence of super hero movies. Bill again reminds us how much he hates the movie going experience. The boys make a call to arms to FUHcast fans, asking listeners to spread the word and spread their delicious audio infection.
Episode 004: Top 5 GreatNES - Will you be the one to listen to this FUHcast podcast? The one to listen to Jim and Bill discuss their top 5 favorite games for the Nintendo Entertainment system (your parents help you hook it up). Will you be the first to hear Jim's embarrassing childhood tale? Will you be the one to experience Mike Tyson taking over Bill's mind? File Under Horrible's podcast comes to you free each week on iTunes, Zune, and any other way you get your podcasts!
Episode 003: Blow My Data Load - Bill is saddened by ABC's decision to kill off two day time soap operas that he's never seen. Is reality TV killing TV? Will TV come back from the dead when we least expect it? Can original internet content save us all? If it can, do we have the bandwidth to enjoy it? Jim tells us why he hates Facebook so much he can't leave it. Is social networking killing our social well being? All this and lots more on this week's FUHcast!
Episode 002: Wii Scream Like Girls - Bill and Jim give the rumor mill a spin when discussing possible specs for the successor to Nintendo's Wii console. In doing so, Jim's feminine side oozes out in a way he wasn't too comfortable with. Last weekend's release of Wes Craven's Scream 4 is touched upon, but the real story is what is happening to the horror movie genre; a continuation of the conversation from last week's episode. Even though he has troubles pronouncing the name, Bill is pumped for Rock Star Games' newest installment, L.A. Noire. The boys discuss whether or not it's a movie or if it's a game. Or if it's a movie that plays like a game. It's all rather confusing. The conversation moves on into Jim's fear of the uncanny valley. The struggle of graphics versus game play is also examined. Amazon's new discounted ad-supported Kindle ebook reader is discussed, leading into a conversation about advertising in media. When is it too much? When is it warranted? Ads annoy Jim. Bill just wants people to shut the hell up. Recommendations close up the show. Jim has some websites for you to check out. Bill wants you to read a book that will warp your mind.
Episode 001: Bill and Jim's Excellent Podcast - Jim and Bill discuss the potential threat the new "Bill and Ted" movie may pose to the world. Jim tells us about his time spent with 'Your Highness'. The boys journey off to The Shire for a little 'The Hobbit' movie talk. Charlie Sheen's anything BUT "winning" performance in Detroit is discussed. Bill talks about leaving traditional cable programming behind and exploring the streaming life with his new toy, the Roku XD. Bill and Jim can't help but to laugh when reporting on the rumored social media/terror alert experiment.